Archive for June, 2011

DVD Tuesday- 6/28/11

Posted in DVD Tuesdays on June 28, 2011 by frightdyke

Hey folks,

It’s that time again! New stuff comes out today and we actually have quite a bit to cover for a change. I know I missed last week so I’ve included the one new genre movie that came out on the 21st as well. Since there are a couple and by my own admission I missed all of them in theaters( or y’know haven’t gotten to them yet because they missed theaters too) I’m going to give two reasons for and against for all of them. Which for a couple might be a bit of a stretch to start with, so with no further stalling here’s what came out this week.

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Ranturday 6/25/11- Always a bridesmaid…

Posted in general on June 25, 2011 by frightdyke

Hi Folks,

 

So in case you’re totally clueless, (or just don’t care) yesterday New York legalized same sex marriage in the Empire State.

Fly that freak flag!

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Paternal Paradoxes, paradoxi,paradox…fuck it.

Posted in general with tags on June 20, 2011 by frightdyke

Happy Father’s Day! Ok so I’m (sort of) late god bless the west coast I’m coming in under the wire for all you Californian dads. The thing is I had a little trouble with today’s post. In that it’s really two. I wanted to do the 10 best dads in horror movies…but that seemed kinda difficult there are a lot of mama’s boys in horror but daddy’s little girl…not so much. So I decided to do the 10 worst dads in horror movies…but that seemed a little disrespectful it being father’s day and all, so you get both. Ladies and gentleman I proudly present DUELING TOP TEN LISTS!

 

It's like dueling banjos...without the forced sodomy after.

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Ranturday-6/18/11

Posted in general with tags , on June 18, 2011 by frightdyke

A Word About Bugs

As a general rule I am in favor of bugs; they’re little (disgusting) animals which are necessary to their environment. They also make awesome horror movie villains. All in all their existence on this planet is beneficial for everyone; yes even spiders (for all you budding entomologists out there, yes I am aware spiders are not insects, I just don’t give a crap) have their role to play in making earth habitable for us. That being said there are certain, let us say, attributes of their physiologies and behaviors that make me want to carry RAID in a holster at my hip.

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DVD Tuesday 6/14/11

Posted in DVD Tuesdays on June 14, 2011 by frightdyke

Hey Folks,

Sorry it’s been so long, shit happens. Anyway luckily this week we actually have one and 1/2 genre flicks to give a brief description of and why/why not you should see them so let’s get right to it.

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Ranturday- Apology not accepted

Posted in general with tags , on June 11, 2011 by frightdyke

Hi Folks,

So in the grand tradition of arranging your thoughts into a weekly schedule; I have decided that Saturday is Ranturday. This means that every seven days you will get a rambling angry discourse on something it will usually be movie/gay related. And since we haven’t yet addressed the Dyke part of Fright Dyke in an actual post, this week we’re going to be talking about apologies.

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Hazard Pay: Top 10 Worst Jobs in a Horror Movie

Posted in general with tags on June 9, 2011 by frightdyke

I think we all accept, as we get older that our initial dreams of how we’re going to spend the rest of our lives are a little unrealistic. I mean when you’re a kid and someone asks you what you want to be when you grow up; there are a couple of stock answers that as we get older become non-options. Whether this is due to a change of heart (zoo keeper gets less attractive after you read Everything Poops… A LOT), a lack of ability (who knew you needed to be a goddamn rocket scientist to fly the space shuttle?) or it just turns out that it was never a real job in the first place (New York Mets President of Fan Relations).

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