Something that is totally not super lame.

Hey folks,

 

So I know that I still haven’t given you the Monster Mania breakdown, which I had totally promised. It will happen, I swear, just as soon as I’m done watching 2 seasons of Game of Thrones straight through,

 

Why aren't you real? We could have been such friends.

Why aren’t you real? We could have been such friends.

catch up on Fringe,

 

Why aren't you real? We could have been such....friends...yeah...

Why aren’t you real? We could have been such….friends…yeah…

stop crying over Downton Abbey,

WHY!? THEY WERE SO HAPPY! WHY!? WHY PBS WHY!?

WHY!? THEY WERE SO HAPPY! WHY!? WHY PBS WHY!?

stop crying over the Yankees 2013 outlook,

 

WHY!? WHY HAVE YOU ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN!? WHY!? STEINBRENNERS WHY!?

WHY!? WHY HAVE YOU ALLOWED THIS TO HAPPEN!? WHY!? STEINBRENNERS WHY!?

stop drooling over the Evil Dead trailer,

 

OMG YES!

OMG YES!

stop drooling over the World War Z trailer,

YES! OMG YES!

YES! OMG YES!

stop drooling and then crying over Insidious 2,

OH GOD NOT AGAIN!

OH GOD NOT AGAIN!

and Bright Dyke stops watching The Hobbit on a loop thereby freeing up the tv considerably for achieving the other aforementioned obstacles to posting.

This is a dwarf giving serious Blue Steel...this is all that has been on my television...

This is a dwarf giving serious Blue Steel…this is all that has been on my television…

Today however there is one other thing completely arresting my attention, SCOTUS.

Be thankful...you have no idea the horrors google image search can show you

Be thankful…you have no idea the horrors google image search can show you

No that’s not a euphemism for some kind of deranged and highly malevolent STD:

 

Well....not entirely...Scalia looks like herpes fucked gonorrhea and had a particularly ugly child

Well….not entirely…Scalia looks like herpes fucked gonorrhea and had a particularly ugly child

It’s the Supreme Court.

Yup.

Yup.

For those of you who were unaware, the Supreme Court has heard oral arguments on not one but two landmark marriage equality cases in the last 48 hours, their decisions will be announced in late June but that is not keeping yours truly from checking every news website in the history of forever literally every fifteen seconds. Seriously, if Clarence Thomas farts and there’s the slight chance a reporter caught a whiff, I want to know about it.

 

ew

ew

 

For those of you wondering what the point of all this is, I’ll give you a hint.

 

Red math is scary math

Red math is scary math

 

 

Just in case you cared, that’s facebook and twitter speak for ‘I believe gay people should get married’. And while i agree with the skeptics who say this public display of homophilia isn’t going to change any minds, it’s still honestly amazingly comforting to see nothing but equal signs down your friends list. It is awesome to know how many people don’t just not want to discriminate me but are actually kind of against other people doing it.

 

 

So in true Fright Dyke fashion….it’s list time….

 

 

Top Ten Red Equality Avatars That Make Me Feel Good About Humanity for a Change!

 

 

10.

They found the droid they were looking for..

They found the droid they were looking for..

9.

We are equal...even to bacon.

We are equal…even to bacon.

8.

C'mon this is a horror blog...of course I love it.

C’mon this is a horror blog…of course I love it.

7.

A Muppet said it's ok...bring in the cake!

A Muppet said it’s ok…bring in the cake!

6.

Corgis...nuff said

Corgis…nuff said

5.

This one's not funny...just awesome. Though a little plain for my taste

This one’s not funny…just awesome. Though a little plain for my taste

4.

D'AWWWW

D’AWWWW

3.

mmmm butter

mmmm butter

2.

Not gonna lie...this is actually kinda hot...

Not gonna lie…this is actually kinda hot…

 

AAAAAAAANNNNNNDDDD…

 

 

1.

NO CAPTION NEEDED

NO CAPTION NEEDED

 

 

There you have it…they’re all, not a one of them mine, so change your profile pic at will.

 

For those of you who don’t have fscebook, you can always print them out and staple them somewhere on your person.

astaple

Product placement for equality

That’s it for now folks, but that’s two posts in three weeks…I’m on a roll here.

wclaugh

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your cautiously optimistic Screamstress,

 

 

 

~Fright Dyke

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