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Top Ten Reasons Jason Voorhees is Better than You

Posted in Better than you, F-13 with tags on January 13, 2012 by frightdyke

Hi Folks,

 

So I realize it’s been 2012 for a little bit now and that we still haven’t done a DVD Tuesday, but I’m afraid it will have to be put off for a bit longer as there are some things that just can’t be ignored:

 

 

BOO YAH!

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Top Ten Halloween Costume Ideas

Posted in SHOCKTOBER with tags , on October 28, 2011 by frightdyke

Hi folks,

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Just a little light reading

Posted in general with tags , on September 30, 2011 by frightdyke

Hey Folks,

 

We’re only hours away from the beginning of Shocktober! Which means you have less than a day to tell me what an idiot I am…though I appreciate the confidence in my choices that you have heretofore displayed by ignoring the whole shebang.

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It’s getting hot in here…please maintain all standards of public decency…

Posted in general with tags on July 22, 2011 by frightdyke

Ok folks,

So just in case you haven’t been outside, or on Facebook for the last 24 hours, allow me to enlighten you on recent meteorological developments. It’s fucking hotter than Obi’s Jigsaw encounter in this joint. It’s in triple effing digits people! I can’t be expected to give real, intelligent film analysis when I’m taking freezing cold showers bi-hourly just to avoid sweating through my Crystal Lake camp counselor polo.

And they keep getting harder and harder to find...

So today we’re going to do something completely brainless and completely subjective.

Wall Cat thinks the idea of this being different from the norm is laughable...I think Wall Cat needs to shut the hell up

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Paternal Paradoxes, paradoxi,paradox…fuck it.

Posted in general with tags on June 20, 2011 by frightdyke

Happy Father’s Day! Ok so I’m (sort of) late god bless the west coast I’m coming in under the wire for all you Californian dads. The thing is I had a little trouble with today’s post. In that it’s really two. I wanted to do the 10 best dads in horror movies…but that seemed kinda difficult there are a lot of mama’s boys in horror but daddy’s little girl…not so much. So I decided to do the 10 worst dads in horror movies…but that seemed a little disrespectful it being father’s day and all, so you get both. Ladies and gentleman I proudly present DUELING TOP TEN LISTS!

 

It's like dueling banjos...without the forced sodomy after.

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Hazard Pay: Top 10 Worst Jobs in a Horror Movie

Posted in general with tags on June 9, 2011 by frightdyke

I think we all accept, as we get older that our initial dreams of how we’re going to spend the rest of our lives are a little unrealistic. I mean when you’re a kid and someone asks you what you want to be when you grow up; there are a couple of stock answers that as we get older become non-options. Whether this is due to a change of heart (zoo keeper gets less attractive after you read Everything Poops… A LOT), a lack of ability (who knew you needed to be a goddamn rocket scientist to fly the space shuttle?) or it just turns out that it was never a real job in the first place (New York Mets President of Fan Relations).

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Top 10 Ways to Fake it When You Can’t Take it

Posted in general with tags , on June 8, 2011 by frightdyke

It’s June and all you homos know that can only mean one thing…PRIDE! That magical time of year when major cities and small towns impersonating big towns become one giant rainbow colored love fest for all things that do things to other people’s things. Grab your bedazzled utilikilt and take to the streets damn you!

Of course most major pride events don’t take place for another week or so yet…so we’re going to fright this up a bit with some horror pride.

It's a lot like regular pride but without the metric ton of glitter...

Today we’re going to be talking about how to keep your pride as a horror fan. How to become a movie house hero, never outwardly wavering even though you might have soiled yourself during the preview for the Don’t be Afraid of the Dark remake. Today you’re getting my (not so) secrets for looking like your bored when all you’re thinking about is the exact location of every light switch in your house. Today you get Fright Dyke’s TOP 10 WAYS TO FAKE IT WHEN YOU CAN’T TAKE IT-

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