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Ranturday 3/10/12

Posted in general with tags , on March 10, 2012 by frightdyke

Hey Folks,



So it’s been a while huh?


I’m sure you’ve just been dying to know what was spinning around in my head the last nine months or so, you know, apart from slashers and monsters and ghouls.


Ok I’m going to level with you guys here. This one’s going to be kind of a downer, sort of.


So if you read this solely for funny this may not be the post for you. I’m going to try my damndest to yuk this up a bit, but unfortunately I can’t make any promises.


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Posted in general with tags , , on July 10, 2011 by frightdyke

That’s right folks,

I am now capable of bending the laws of time and space to make it yesterday, and not like I have a job or am currently moving house- therefore it’s a special Sunday edition of Ranturday (Runturday?) and today’s is kind of a doozy.

Did you know IKEA carried time machines?

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Posted in general with tags , on June 18, 2011 by frightdyke

A Word About Bugs

As a general rule I am in favor of bugs; they’re little (disgusting) animals which are necessary to their environment. They also make awesome horror movie villains. All in all their existence on this planet is beneficial for everyone; yes even spiders (for all you budding entomologists out there, yes I am aware spiders are not insects, I just don’t give a crap) have their role to play in making earth habitable for us. That being said there are certain, let us say, attributes of their physiologies and behaviors that make me want to carry RAID in a holster at my hip.

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